Without Evidence

"A bold, bejeweled brim lends a modern update to this timeless silhouette.PaperBrim, about 2½"" wideMade in Italy of imported fabric"

Increases your awesomeabilityness.

If your Grandfather hadn't worn it, you wouldn't exist

You know the smell of fear? It is the opposite of that smell.

Plants a flag of fragrance high atop your man mountain.

Increases your ability to sense other dimensions.