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An elephant never forgets to add color to an outfit. This elephant ring from Betsey Johnson is embellished with multi-colored crystal accents. Crafted in antiqued gold tone mixed metal. Ring stretches to fit finger. Size 7-1/2.

Tell more than just time with the Fossil JR9759 analog watch

White analog dial

Skinny black leather strap

Ultra strong mineral glass dial window helps prevent scratches

Water-resistant to 165 feet (50 M)